Effect of Recession !!!

This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by theroadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase hissales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more.
He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a biggerand better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated fromCollege, joined his father. Then something strange happened.
The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that iscoming our way?"
The father replied, "No, but tell me about it."
The son said, "Theinternational situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the comingbad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers,listened to the radio and watched TV.
He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.
So the next day onwards, the father cut down the raw material orderand buns, took down the colorful signboard,
Removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and wasno longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand.
And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.
The father said to his son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned meahead of time."

Moral of The Story:
It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL thisrecession much more than we think

Newton's Laws of Software!!!

First Law:

Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails until and unless he is assigned work by manager.

Second Law:

The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.

Third Law:

Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.