But, now Software engineers are back again...
29 May, 2009
Finally Software Engineers are Back!!
Few months ago girls afraid to marry Software engineers......
But, now Software engineers are back again...
But, now Software engineers are back again...
28 May, 2009
21 May, 2009
Very useful information
Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.
All you have to do is just type
"BLOOD
EX: "BLOOD B+"
A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU!!
So please pass this message to all. It certainly would save many lives.
It’s a Must to Know & Share. Do it now....
15 May, 2009
Readymade Love letters!!!!
" I am in love with her. Its love at first sight.
But....
I don't undersatnd that how to express her. I am not an efficient literate to write love letter, then how...."
This is the problem for all who are falling in love.
You know one thing ?
The website www.lovelettersnow.com came with readymade love letters for this type of lovers.
You can get many type of letters .
All you need to do is enter into the site & send a letter.
wait.....
Choose the letter which is suitable for you otherwise !!!!!!!!!
But....
I don't undersatnd that how to express her. I am not an efficient literate to write love letter, then how...."
This is the problem for all who are falling in love.
You know one thing ?
The website www.lovelettersnow.com came with readymade love letters for this type of lovers.
You can get many type of letters .
All you need to do is enter into the site & send a letter.
wait.....
Choose the letter which is suitable for you otherwise !!!!!!!!!
14 May, 2009
Effect of Recession !!!
This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by theroadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase hissales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more.
He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a biggerand better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated fromCollege, joined his father. Then something strange happened.
The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that iscoming our way?"
The father replied, "No, but tell me about it."
The son said, "Theinternational situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the comingbad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers,listened to the radio and watched TV.
He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.
So the next day onwards, the father cut down the raw material orderand buns, took down the colorful signboard,
Removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and wasno longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand.
And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.
The father said to his son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned meahead of time."
Moral of The Story:
It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL thisrecession much more than we think
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase hissales.
His sales and profit went up.
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more.
He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a biggerand better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated fromCollege, joined his father. Then something strange happened.
The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that iscoming our way?"
The father replied, "No, but tell me about it."
The son said, "Theinternational situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the comingbad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers,listened to the radio and watched TV.
He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.
So the next day onwards, the father cut down the raw material orderand buns, took down the colorful signboard,
Removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and wasno longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.
Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand.
And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.
The father said to his son, "Son, you were right".
"We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned meahead of time."
Moral of The Story:
It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL thisrecession much more than we think
Newton's Laws of Software!!!
First Law:
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails until and unless he is assigned work by manager.
Second Law:
The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.
Third Law:
Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails until and unless he is assigned work by manager.
Second Law:
The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.
Third Law:
Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.
13 May, 2009
New FRAUD strategies - Keyboard
Attention Please
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU’RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC).
CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE..IF SO..DO NOT USE IT!!!!
New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it… Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites.
After you enter the bank account and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device. Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU’RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC).
CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE..IF SO..DO NOT USE IT!!!!
New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it… Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites. After you enter the bank account and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device. Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.
Its called mindset
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a rope tied to their legs. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they didn’t. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempts to get away. “Well”, he said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they can’t break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.” My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were. The powerful and gigantic creature has its limited its present abilities by the limitations of its past.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life holding on to a belief that we can’t do something, simply because we failed at it once before? How many of us refuse to attempt something new and challenging because of our so called MINDSET?
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life holding on to a belief that we can’t do something, simply because we failed at it once before? How many of us refuse to attempt something new and challenging because of our so called MINDSET?
Your may fail, but never fail to make an attempt….
&
CHOOSE not accept the false boundaries and limitations created by the past….
&
CHOOSE not accept the false boundaries and limitations created by the past….
12 May, 2009
11 May, 2009
THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD
Congratulations Ben Southall!!!
After a worldwide search, Tourism Queensland have appointed their new Islands Caretaker.
A British charity worker has won the so-called “best job in the world.”
For the next six months, Ben Southall, who’s 34 and from Hampshire in southern England, will be caretaker of an Australian tropical island.
After a worldwide search, Tourism Queensland have appointed their new Islands Caretaker.
A British charity worker has won the so-called “best job in the world.”
For the next six months, Ben Southall, who’s 34 and from Hampshire in southern England, will be caretaker of an Australian tropical island.
The Scientist and the Frog
Once there was a scientist was studying about frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet jumps four feet."
The scientist cut off one of one of the frog’s legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet.
So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet jumps three feet."
The scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet jumps two feet."
The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot jumps one foot."
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The scientist cut off his last leg and "He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet goes deaf."
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet jumps four feet."
The scientist cut off one of one of the frog’s legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet.
So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet jumps three feet."
The scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet jumps two feet."
The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot jumps one foot."
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The scientist cut off his last leg and "He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet goes deaf."
07 May, 2009
Morals
Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not knowwhen your company stops loving you.
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What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions... ? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience.. . ? "WRONG DECISIONS
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Without your involvement you can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail.
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You are not responsible for what people think about you.But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
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A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
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It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
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Don't make promise when you are in JOY .. Don't reply when you are SAD.Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY.. Think twice, Act wise.BE happy...!
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